Pleeeeaaaaseee Mr. Postman

I have become obsessed with the Postman - yes, the postman. For the last six weeks, I have waited for test results. Then I waited for letters of reccomendation and now I am waiting to see if I have been accepted into the Master's Program at The University of Utah. Don't get me wrong, I have always loved him in varying degrees. He brings me packages, which, as of late, have contained large amounts of jewelry...... If he only knew.....